ok, i'm developing (pun totally intended!) a totally unhealthy crush on ivanka trump right now. why unhealthy? because i'm in the real estate business too, sometimes, and it's not so far-fetched that i could be sitting across from those legs, trying to pitch an idea and i would totally lose my shit. i don't know if it's just the looks or the fact that she talks like her dad and that turns me on somehow?... the fact that the donald is talking to me through that body? i don't know, but i need to start fantasizing about healthier things. like, uh... what could help me go cold turkey, let's see... i know! a book of lyrics from sting songs! we dance, alone people, we dance alone.
stefan - May 8 - 11:23 AM