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when i die, i'm gonna need 72 vortex vibrations to get the virgins to orgasm.

when i die, i'm gonna need 72 sleep machines to put those virgins to sleep.

when i die, i'm gonna need 72 vudu consoles to entertain myself for eternity.

when i die, i'm gonna need 72 brionvega televisions to plug those in.

when i die, i'm gonna need 72 cultivate systems to have a hobby.

when i die, i'm gonna need 72 iwears to be able to play tag with the devil with my hands free.

when i die, i'm gonna need 72 sony nature-themed phones to commune with something i'm not familiar with.

stefan - May 11 - 10:05 AM

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